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Thursday, February 10, 2011

YA im still here but i gave up on updating

We all know the reason we were here no one, "contributed" if you know what i mean to my blog after a week of having it so im pretty much bored with it now

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Dressing for success (i know im going to get called out on this one)

Ok guys...if you want to bag a 10 you gotta start learning how to dress for the right situations. First and foremost girls are attracted to snazzy dressers. Women go shopping constantly for a reason, because they love clothes and know clothes. So if you arent dressing right your going to have serious problems clappin dem cheeks at the end of the night.

First, enough of dressing like douches. Im sure im going to get a lot of hate for this from you guys but girls who want a real man not a guy who cant change his fucking spare tire. Wearing the pink, poppin the collar, wearing the skinny jeans, the v necks (douche tuxes), the affliction, ed hardy, the uber pre ripped jeans, wearing the flat billed hats on your below eye brows, tuckin your ears into your hat

When you guys are at the gym stop wearing the wife beaters and the tanks. Guys if you didnt have muscles would you still be wearing the beaters and the tanks? Probably not. When girls see you at the gym with the tank on their first thought is "who the fawk is he trying to impress" if you take a set of twins and they are super good looking and put one in a tshirt and the other in a tank top. The guy in the tshirt will get the girl hands down. Chics are not turned on by guys who are showing off.

Girls love seeing guys who are great dressers, they love button up shirts, they like sweaters, they love hats, pea coats, boot cut jeans, they love chucks, t-shirts, girls love when a girl is scarf guy. Girls will be creaming all night if you know how to dress. When you go out make sure you arent wearing a black belt with brown shoes. Stop wearing the basketball shorts underneath your jeans. Stop sagging the jeans and shorts. Chics arent turned on by basketball jerseys. Stop dressing like a walmart cowboy. Girls love the cowboy look but if your true to the cowboy thing. If you dress like a cowboy when your off of work and you have a corporate job obviously your full of shit. They like when you match. If your wearing dark dark blue jeans, and a dark dark blue shirt that doesnt work. No more XXXL shirts guys, they doesnt make them wet. No more dressin like your a black dude if your white. Sorry guys they dont like the wigger look. Girls are turned on by ties. I know im going to get a lot of crap for this but guys its the truth. I sent out a mass text to the girls in my phone and i got a nice response from them all.

Argyle is what girls will spread their legs for. All in all, girls love a snazzy dresser. If they see a guy who knows how to dress like a champ they will know you care and they will assume you can probably fawk like a champ as well. Dressing well will go a long way. Its the first thing a woman notices when you walk by. So guys if you want to bag a 9 or a 10 you should start at the beginning and start dressing to impress because all in all it works

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Everyones hatin on my blogs lately. I guess no one likes serious sometimes. Ill go back to what i was doing guys

Sorry for going a little bit serious lately. Ill go back to what i was doing from the beginning where you all appreciated coming back to my blog and leavin kick ass comments. Look out for my new blog soon, It will be a good one

How to get a cellphone bish to send you tits and ass pics

Doesnt matter what chic it is because any girl is willing to send pics, just make sure she has some sort of interest or thinks your cute, or you think dresses like a ho bag cause they would be willing to take a pic too. But when it comes to getting tits and ass pics you need to move in like a stealth bomber.

First step get a girl that texts you on a regular basis. Not a friend either because you dont need to cross that line with an actual good friend of yours that is a female unless you know she is interested. Next, start texting back and forth about whatever. When your ready to start the process say to her "hey, want to see a new pic i took earlier" she reponds "ya totally" hopefully your not a hideous monster because why would a hot girl want to send a goblin a picture of her ass. Anyways have a picture locked and ready make sure your wearing clothes. She responds back "wow you look really good" and you say "i have another pic but...nevermind" and shes like what about another pic. And you say "well ive got another pic but its shirtless and i thought it would be weird if i sent that so i didnt want to say anything" she says "no just send it over" she sees and is like WOW you look incredible. And you say do you have any pics and she will of course say "ya hold on". And she will send you a pic and you be like wow you look incredible do you have anymore and she will send over another one. This time say take one right now, and she will be like noo and you say hold on and you take one right then and there and send it and you say sorry i just think your gorgeous i just want to see what you look like right now. And then she will send you a pic.

SERIOUSLY IT DOES WORK GUYS. And you get the pic and you say oh shit you look so damn good, too bad you werent going to bed just yet and she says why and you say because if you were just going to bed you probably be wearing panties and you wouldve taken that picture and most likely she will say ill be going to bed in a bit and you say so are you saying your going to take a pic of yourself right before you get in bed and she will say ya i will for you. All you gotta do is start slow guys. Thats the downfall of getting slutty pics people get overzelous and then they get denied. Just work your way up to those pics. In my past experiences i was never denied some tits and ass pics because i didnt beg and i didnt jump right into it i slowly worked my way and then they just surprised me by saying do you want to see what i look like right now. EVERYTIME IT WORKS

Your 10/10 is back at your place, what are you going to do to seal it

To seal the deal the night actually starts the day before you bring her back to your pad. This is when you need to start making preparations. You need to hide the porn movies you got layin around, you need to get some clean sheets on your bed because a chic doesnt want to be rolling around on your bed and get a smell of old sheets. Clean up your fridge, because chics are nosy and if she doesnt know you she may do a little looking around your place and if she opens your fridge and sees chicken juice dripping to the bottom of your fridge or you got a horrible smell in your fridge you probably wont be getting your knob slobbered on. Spray some good smellin shit around, chics get turned on by scents. So anyways in short, clean up your place, spray something that smells good and your all set. Cut to the night of, she walks in through the door and first thing she notices is the smell of your place. Melon and oranges are an erotic smell to women so go that direction. You guys sit down on the couch and ask if she wants a drink, you guys are sitting there and you take your hand and put it on the back of her neck take all your fingers and start massaging the lower portion of her head right where neck comes too that turns on a girl incredibly quick as you are doing this bring her face to yours and do your thing, get up and take her hand and have her follow you to the bedroom. REMEMBER confidence is key, taking her hand and leading her is a take control move. Before you lay down on the bed start kissin up on her neck, lay her on the bed and start taking control. A girl is more likely and willing to do more when she is loosened up and if she knows if your willing to gone down on her she knows your down for doing things for her. So when she is all loosened up she will give you what you been trying to get. The ASS, the only place to put it. Guys you gotta grab and pull some hair, you have to grab ass, you need to kiss her neck, you need to throw her around, you need to get rough. These are all the things girls want, they just dont tell you what they want because they want you to already know. So bring the control into the bedroom and she will be slobbering all over your cawk, and her ass will be open for business. And guys when she leaves your place you now have a number to a girl that is ready and willing any time you please. Its not a science its everything a guy already knows but sometimes you get stuck in a routine you forget there are other things you can do that will open up more options sexually with that girl