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Thursday, February 10, 2011

YA im still here but i gave up on updating

We all know the reason we were here no one, "contributed" if you know what i mean to my blog after a week of having it so im pretty much bored with it now

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Dressing for success (i know im going to get called out on this one)

Ok guys...if you want to bag a 10 you gotta start learning how to dress for the right situations. First and foremost girls are attracted to snazzy dressers. Women go shopping constantly for a reason, because they love clothes and know clothes. So if you arent dressing right your going to have serious problems clappin dem cheeks at the end of the night.

First, enough of dressing like douches. Im sure im going to get a lot of hate for this from you guys but girls who want a real man not a guy who cant change his fucking spare tire. Wearing the pink, poppin the collar, wearing the skinny jeans, the v necks (douche tuxes), the affliction, ed hardy, the uber pre ripped jeans, wearing the flat billed hats on your below eye brows, tuckin your ears into your hat

When you guys are at the gym stop wearing the wife beaters and the tanks. Guys if you didnt have muscles would you still be wearing the beaters and the tanks? Probably not. When girls see you at the gym with the tank on their first thought is "who the fawk is he trying to impress" if you take a set of twins and they are super good looking and put one in a tshirt and the other in a tank top. The guy in the tshirt will get the girl hands down. Chics are not turned on by guys who are showing off.

Girls love seeing guys who are great dressers, they love button up shirts, they like sweaters, they love hats, pea coats, boot cut jeans, they love chucks, t-shirts, girls love when a girl is scarf guy. Girls will be creaming all night if you know how to dress. When you go out make sure you arent wearing a black belt with brown shoes. Stop wearing the basketball shorts underneath your jeans. Stop sagging the jeans and shorts. Chics arent turned on by basketball jerseys. Stop dressing like a walmart cowboy. Girls love the cowboy look but if your true to the cowboy thing. If you dress like a cowboy when your off of work and you have a corporate job obviously your full of shit. They like when you match. If your wearing dark dark blue jeans, and a dark dark blue shirt that doesnt work. No more XXXL shirts guys, they doesnt make them wet. No more dressin like your a black dude if your white. Sorry guys they dont like the wigger look. Girls are turned on by ties. I know im going to get a lot of crap for this but guys its the truth. I sent out a mass text to the girls in my phone and i got a nice response from them all.

Argyle is what girls will spread their legs for. All in all, girls love a snazzy dresser. If they see a guy who knows how to dress like a champ they will know you care and they will assume you can probably fawk like a champ as well. Dressing well will go a long way. Its the first thing a woman notices when you walk by. So guys if you want to bag a 9 or a 10 you should start at the beginning and start dressing to impress because all in all it works

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Everyones hatin on my blogs lately. I guess no one likes serious sometimes. Ill go back to what i was doing guys

Sorry for going a little bit serious lately. Ill go back to what i was doing from the beginning where you all appreciated coming back to my blog and leavin kick ass comments. Look out for my new blog soon, It will be a good one

How to get a cellphone bish to send you tits and ass pics

Doesnt matter what chic it is because any girl is willing to send pics, just make sure she has some sort of interest or thinks your cute, or you think dresses like a ho bag cause they would be willing to take a pic too. But when it comes to getting tits and ass pics you need to move in like a stealth bomber.

First step get a girl that texts you on a regular basis. Not a friend either because you dont need to cross that line with an actual good friend of yours that is a female unless you know she is interested. Next, start texting back and forth about whatever. When your ready to start the process say to her "hey, want to see a new pic i took earlier" she reponds "ya totally" hopefully your not a hideous monster because why would a hot girl want to send a goblin a picture of her ass. Anyways have a picture locked and ready make sure your wearing clothes. She responds back "wow you look really good" and you say "i have another pic but...nevermind" and shes like what about another pic. And you say "well ive got another pic but its shirtless and i thought it would be weird if i sent that so i didnt want to say anything" she says "no just send it over" she sees and is like WOW you look incredible. And you say do you have any pics and she will of course say "ya hold on". And she will send you a pic and you be like wow you look incredible do you have anymore and she will send over another one. This time say take one right now, and she will be like noo and you say hold on and you take one right then and there and send it and you say sorry i just think your gorgeous i just want to see what you look like right now. And then she will send you a pic.

SERIOUSLY IT DOES WORK GUYS. And you get the pic and you say oh shit you look so damn good, too bad you werent going to bed just yet and she says why and you say because if you were just going to bed you probably be wearing panties and you wouldve taken that picture and most likely she will say ill be going to bed in a bit and you say so are you saying your going to take a pic of yourself right before you get in bed and she will say ya i will for you. All you gotta do is start slow guys. Thats the downfall of getting slutty pics people get overzelous and then they get denied. Just work your way up to those pics. In my past experiences i was never denied some tits and ass pics because i didnt beg and i didnt jump right into it i slowly worked my way and then they just surprised me by saying do you want to see what i look like right now. EVERYTIME IT WORKS

Your 10/10 is back at your place, what are you going to do to seal it

To seal the deal the night actually starts the day before you bring her back to your pad. This is when you need to start making preparations. You need to hide the porn movies you got layin around, you need to get some clean sheets on your bed because a chic doesnt want to be rolling around on your bed and get a smell of old sheets. Clean up your fridge, because chics are nosy and if she doesnt know you she may do a little looking around your place and if she opens your fridge and sees chicken juice dripping to the bottom of your fridge or you got a horrible smell in your fridge you probably wont be getting your knob slobbered on. Spray some good smellin shit around, chics get turned on by scents. So anyways in short, clean up your place, spray something that smells good and your all set. Cut to the night of, she walks in through the door and first thing she notices is the smell of your place. Melon and oranges are an erotic smell to women so go that direction. You guys sit down on the couch and ask if she wants a drink, you guys are sitting there and you take your hand and put it on the back of her neck take all your fingers and start massaging the lower portion of her head right where neck comes too that turns on a girl incredibly quick as you are doing this bring her face to yours and do your thing, get up and take her hand and have her follow you to the bedroom. REMEMBER confidence is key, taking her hand and leading her is a take control move. Before you lay down on the bed start kissin up on her neck, lay her on the bed and start taking control. A girl is more likely and willing to do more when she is loosened up and if she knows if your willing to gone down on her she knows your down for doing things for her. So when she is all loosened up she will give you what you been trying to get. The ASS, the only place to put it. Guys you gotta grab and pull some hair, you have to grab ass, you need to kiss her neck, you need to throw her around, you need to get rough. These are all the things girls want, they just dont tell you what they want because they want you to already know. So bring the control into the bedroom and she will be slobbering all over your cawk, and her ass will be open for business. And guys when she leaves your place you now have a number to a girl that is ready and willing any time you please. Its not a science its everything a guy already knows but sometimes you get stuck in a routine you forget there are other things you can do that will open up more options sexually with that girl

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Confidence is your ultimate wingman

Guys, a woman smells insecurity a mile away. She can tell from the moment she sees you. Talking to an insecure man drys a womans vagina up quicker than knowing shes having a bad hair day. You may notice her eyes start to linger all around and no longer at you. She puts her purse on her lap, letting you know there is going to be no insertion going on. She will then make up some reason that she has to go. Well my friend, you have just got shut down because of your insecure ass. But when you walk into the bar or party and you bring your confidence a woman knows this, she see it, she can sense it. There is nothing more sexy and a turn on to a woman than a man with confidence. Now guys dont forget that there is a fine line between confidence and being cocky. Confidence will let you in the back door, but being cocky will just send you home to take care of yourself. When you walk in and you spot a woman that your interested in go and introduce yourself. Talk to her as if you knew her forever. Make her feel like she needs to know more about you. Draw her in. It doesnt take much for a woman to know that your a confident guy. Take control of the conversation. A wingman gets you only so far with a woman, you go take a piss and he tells her great things about you but its you who needs to close the deal, and thats where the confidence is needed. Guys if you want to put it in the butt that night then you gotta go in with your "A" game. Confidence and taking control leads right into the bedroom. Dont ask "so what position do you want to do", or "do you want me to go down on you" NO!!!! that is going to turn her off and your not going to get shit from her. Bring her home toss her spinner ass onto the bed and take control, show her what a man is, a man is confident and strong. Girls want to be controlled in the bedroom, and outside of the bedroom in social situations a girl wants a man to take control, and you take control by being confident in yourself and what you put out there. Being confident isnt just a simple and easy thing to do but if you believe what you say then you will be just fine. Make her feel like she will be missing out on something if you leave. So to summarize if you want to fawk her in the butt, then drizzle your confidence all over her

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

BY POPULAR DEMAND: How to get a 10

Get her drunk and tell her she isnt as great as she thinks she is. When women get drunk they get questionable about themselves and who they are as a person. So say "your not as great as you think you are", and she will be sad and be like...yes i am im hot. ANd you say your not that hot, why dont you prove to me that your great. Then she will prove it to you sexually, because she wont have the words to describe.

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K guys this is how to pick up a 9. A 9 is used to being told she is beautiful, shes hot, blah blah but ya know what guys thats not how you go about getting a 9 because they need to hear something different that intrigues them. Something that makes them say to themselves "this guy is different, there is something about him i dont know what exactly IT is but i want suck his CAWK" K guys you gotta start making conversation just asking her how her night is going, is this her normal place she likes to come. But here is the key guys compliment them on their shoes, their top, their purse whatever. Just something that they are interested in and its most likely heels cause there are no girls that arent into heels. Then the next step is you either go two ways continue on with the conversation of heels or diss on her heels because she wont be expecting it. Girls that are 9's dont typically get dissed so its something different to them. "hey when did you buy those heels", she answers, you reply with "oh thats cool i thought they were the newest that came from that designer" when she hears that her panties instantly get wet thats when you need to make your move. Ask her if she wants to come over and go look at new heels on the computer, when she says yes your in. Just make sure not to feed her lines she always hears. Keep it fresh keep it new. By the end of the night those soaking wet panties from the 9 will be hanging off the arm of your couch

Monday, January 17, 2011

Quality over quantity

k guys you may think bangin the most chics gets you props but if you got some smart friends they will ask what did they look like if any of them are 10's if your reluctant to say ya they were 5's then its obvious you have failed. You gotta know that have quality women is wayyyyyy more important than the count of the woman. But hey if your bangin 8s 9s 10's consistently then your doing it right but most of the guys are not doing it right.  A quality woman is going to be a lot more fun in the sack because when you look down and she blowin on your cawk and she is a 9 you win. Remember that guys. You want a 10 riding your dick not a 4 with hairs on her titties

Im going to continue this blog. Just random thoughts at random times

i know not everything makes sense at the time but im going to be postin up a lot more stuff. UPCOMING BLOG...QUALITY OVER QUANTITY

Success is the ultimate revenge

i know you want to just sit at home and do nothing cause your girl left you but the ultimate way to get revenge is be a success. Either it be go into work and put in 110% show a different side of you at work and i guarantee you will be recognized. Try coming up with an idea and putting effort into getting it off the ground and that could be your step that will put you over the top. You could come up with a clothing company, start a website that isnt on the internet yet, find two hot chics and make a porn with the two of them. Go to the gay bar and pick up the two hot chics and suggest the idea see where it takes you. Soon you will be rolling in the dough and you will be drivin by her house in a BMW

Sunday, January 16, 2011

How to get the throb and guzzle

you gotta go to the bar with some friends. Get a little liquid courage in ya and just start talking to people. You should be afraid to talk to people. They are just like you. Just be yourself. Girls are horny as guys are they just dont want the stigma of being a slut. So just grease the wheels letting them know they are gorgeous and etc. Soon she will slobbin on your knob outside in your car

First step to getting past the break up...contacting the ones who have been waiting in line for your goods

When you get heartbroken your not really sure what to do or where to go from here. Well you gotta take the first step and start contactin those that have wanted your shit for awhile. If there arent any that have wanted your shit then start making those connections. Start talkin to your friends and see if they have have any hot single friends and start danglin your dong out there like bait and wait for a nibble. Soon you will be hittin those skins. Ill continue with this in a bit

Getting Past The Difficult Breakup...The FUN WAY!!!!!

Lets admit it we have all been there. If you havent been in a breakup either one your a lucky asshole or two you aren't experiencing life's true hardship. To truly get more out of life you should probably get a girlfriend then get dumped. A easy way to do this is put a ton of time and effort into the relationship then at a certain point when your madly in love, FUCK IT UP. You could go the needy route, you could start blowin up your man/or womans phone. You could do a little cheatin, or even the best one dont do anything wrong and get your heart broken just because your unlucky. Anyway when you get dumped you will now have some real life experience. But this blog is for all of you who want to push past the breakup the fun way...HITTIN THE SKINS, THROB AND GUZZLE, ya know the fun various ways. Ill be talking more and more about how to move past the breakup. Thanks guys. More to come in a few hours